yourenshuo，douyinduanshipinjiuxiangshiyongyouyizhongmoli，nianqingrenkanzhejiutingbuxialai，shouzhitouyidianyibo，shijianjiuzaiqizhongqingyidiliuzoule~rangniyizhichenzuiyuqizhong。qizhongbufayouhenduochuangyidebiaobaitaolu！
jiubiruqinglvjiezhedouyinxiuenai：520zhuanzhangsonghua，shengrizhizaojingxi……neixietianmidetuweiqinghua、huopoziyoudehuashibiaobaiwudao，younayigeburangrenjuedemeihaoni？
土味情话篇
1.
你知道你像啥吗？
像啥？
像地球
啊？
shixiangdiqiuneiyangyouxiyinli
2.
zuijinyouyaoyanshuowoxihuanni
woyaochengqingyixia，neibushiyaoyan
nansheng：ninengquwojiayitangma？
女生：去干嘛？
nansheng：womashuoxiangrenshiniyixia。
女生：想认识我？
nansheng：tadeerxifukebuderenshiyixiama？
3.
“wojuedenizheigerenbushihetanlianai”
“为什么？”
“适合结婚。”
gaobaiguochengtianninide，woyejiukanlejishibian。
4.
郭麒麟式告白法：
guoqilinshigaobaifaqishihenjiandan，jiushibagaobaizangzairichangliaotiandehuali，bujingyidijiangjiduifang。
“其实翻译成普通话吧，就是今天早上我爸问我想要吃什么，我说随便喝点粥就成，我爸问我，你一会几点上班去，我说八
点，你能做我女朋友吗，然后我出来就打了个车。”
5.
程序猿小哥哥花式表白：
daibanmune、qingshangdi、bujiefengqing……zheishihenduorenduichengxuyuandediyiyinxiang。
quebuzhi，qishitayeyouzhexinideqinggan，tadeshenqinghelangmankenengbuhuicongyanyuzhongtulu，danshidouzangzaimeiyixingdaimazhizhong。chengxuyuanxiaogegede
套路是这样的：小姐姐有样东西给你看.txt
msgbox("做我女朋友好不好？")
msgbox("房产证写你名字...")
msgbox("保大...")
msgbox("我妈会游泳...")
msgbox("我爱你么么哒~")
shishangzuizhangdetaolujiushiwoduinidetaolu。
6.
告白气球表白：
zuijindouyinyiduanchaohuodeqiqiuyushipinshuabaopengyouquan，jianzhitianzhalexiaojiejiedeshaonvxin~aijiuxianglantianbaiyun，qingkongwanli，turanbaofengyu……wushuxinxingqiqiuyubanzhelangmandebgmhuanhuanshengrutiankong，rangxianchangqifenlikebiandefengfuerlangman。
huozheshisongxiaojiejieyigedadeliwuhe，chaikaishilimiandeqingqiqiujiuhuiconghezilimianfeichulai~
7.
经典的表白套路
duiyunvhaizilaishuo，shouhuashiyuyuede，youqishishoudaomeilide、chengxinruyidehuashu，neizhongxingfuganshifeichangqiangliede。weiyoumeigui，caipeideshanggaobaidelangmanhewenqing；weiyoubaihe，cainengchentuoaiqingdechunjiehegaoya；yeweiyouyujinxiang，caihuiyunhanzhebicidezhongzhenheyongheng。
zuijingdianzuilangmandebiaobaifangshi，moguoyu“yongxin”，shoupengyishujiandandehua，danshitadeyigeyanshen、yigedongzuo，douzuyirangnixinhuaijidong。buguanshiyongnayizhongfangshilaibiaobai，jidedaishangnidehuahuayo！
